greavsie is out for tender

’m considering putting various parts of my life out to tender so that I can take three months off and chill out in the garden. *


At present I’m considering a simple life breakdown into 6 operating areas:

- Family greavsie
- Work greavsie
- Social greavsie
- Love-life greavsie
- Spiritual greavsie and;
- Intellectual greavsie

Caveats: **

Potential operators need to fulfil the general greavsie life-style criteria, which I hope has been gleaned from this blog and possibly enhance these lifestyle areas over the coming months.

Bids are restricted to a maximum of two operating areas only as I don’t want to be turned into a nutter *** whilst I bask in the sun and read the paper.

Contractors will also be able to run the blog on a pro-rata basis.

Offers can be made below with general outlines of the areas to be bid for.

Thank you.


* Not all the time of course, there will be breaks for food, ablutions and inclement weather.
** I’ve always wanted to use that word in a blog-post.
*** No, I’m not one already.